This guy should know better than to lose in fantasy football
You don’t want to finish last in this guy’s fantasy league. Angelo Boemio, a 290-pound restaurant owner, had to strip down to a pink Speedo and parade along a road in Toms River, N.J., for 10 minutes with a huge sign that read “I suck at fantasy football.” And the video has gone viral on the Internet. “We did this last year, too, but the guy who finished last was in shape,” fellow league participant Mike Durazzo told the Asbury Park Press. “When a skinny guy goes out there with a Speedo, it doesn’t attract as much attention.”
SPORTS-MEDICINE QUIZ
Presidential candidate Donald Trump adroitly released his medical information via: a) Dr. Oz b) Suspended Padres GM A.J. Preller
TWEET FOR TAT
Twitter exchange between the Cleveland Cavaliers’ J.R. Smith and cornerback Darrelle Revis, after Revis got torched in the Jets’ first two games: Smith: “Damn #Revisisland turning into a tourist resort ... #JustSaying.” Revis: “@TheRealJRSmith still heading to Canton though. What about you???”
BIG D, AS IN DOLLARS
The Dallas Cowboys are the most valuable franchise in sports, according to Forbes, with an estimated value of $4.2 billion. Or a net of $3.5 billion, once you subtract out Tony Romo’s medical bills.
TALKO TIME
Mike Bianchi of the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel, on Louisville scoring 70, 62 and 63 points in its first three football games: “The last time Louisville coach Bobby Petrino had such a well-oiled machine, he had a young blond sitting on the back of it.”
Headline at TheKicker.com: “Rex Ryan fires football for not scoring enough touchdowns.”
Comic Torben Rolfsen, on Slovenia’s Alexsander Ceferino getting elected president of European soccer: “The title will be made official as soon as all the cheques clear.”
CHUCK AND DUCK
Charles Barkley’s golf swing was voted the world’s ugliest in a Golf Channel poll. No truth to the rumour that it also came in second and third.