Johnny Bench has Hall of Fame stats for injuries, too
Johnny Bench? Just call him The Big Red Cross Machine.
“I’ve had 30 chips taken out of my shoulder ... I had seven to 10 concussions,” the Hall of Fame Reds catcher, 69, told the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
“I got beaned three times, saw stars and went to first base. I had seven (protective) cups broken, a detached bicep and ... I’m going to get one more surgery on my right elbow ...
“The warranty ran out of my parts. What are you going to do?”
HEADLINES
At DailySnark.com: “Falcons already in Super Bowl form, blow double-digit lead in 4th quarter of first pre-season game.”
At TheKicker.com: “Mayweather, McGregor seen handing out fight flyers on Vegas strip.”
MAKING A SPLASH
Michael Phelps was spotted at the PGA Championship last week in Jordan Spieth’s gallery. Just one problem: He wouldn’t stop diving into the water hazards.
NAMES IN THE GAME
Iceland’s Thorir Thorbjarnarson is Nebraska’s last basketball commit. Pundits predict he’ll be a Scrabble All-American.
GOOD QUESTION
Which hot streak is the most amazing? a) Joe DiMaggio, going 56 straight games with a hit b) Seattle, 56 days in a row without rain
HOLD THAT WAISTLINE
PSY466: Fat Studies, a behavioural-sciences course at Oregon State, argues that “weight-ism” is a social-justice issue. Especially when you’re about to face Alabama’s offensive line.
2 BITS, 4 BITS, 6 BITS ...
The Mariners purchased right-hander Ernesto Frieri from the Rangers on Tuesday — for $1. No truth the rumour Frieri now answers to the nickname of Buck.
TALKING THE TALK
Comedian Argus Hamilton, on the nuclear rhetoric between the U.S. and North Korean leaders: “We’ve reached the point in human history where the only person who can save the world is Dennis Rodman.”
Blogger TC Chong, after portly Pablo Sandoval got recalled to the majors last week: “The Giants immediately installed speed bumps in the buffet line.”
BACK AT THE PLATE
Japan’s Yomiuri Giants sell chopsticks made from broken bats. That’s what you call hitting for the recycle.
GOING, GOING, GONE
The Chargers moved to Los Angeles. Usain lost in his final 100-metre race. In other words, the Bolts have left the building.
FOR THE BIRDS
The Atlee softball team from Mechanicsville (Va.) got booted from the Junior League World Series over a Snapchat photo that showed six players giving the finger. Next year’s Atlee battle cry: Win one for the flippers!
FRANCHISE TAG
The sport of competitive tag — under the umbrella of World Chase Tag — is taking off in England. Who’s the official league mascot, Cousin Itt?
MORE HEADLINES
At SportsPickle.com: “Jay Cutler on signing with Dolphins: ‘I couldn’t pass up one last shot at 8-8.’”
At TheKicker.com: “Impressive: Steph Curry already has bestselling jersey in golf.”
Braves rookie shortstop Johan Camargo jogged onto the field to take his position before Tuesday night’s game against the Phillies — and hyperextended his right knee crossing the first-base line.
PATRIOTS 2, JETS 0
The Patriots became the first NFL team to purchase their own plane — make that two planes — to travel to games. Now for the hard part: Keeping evildoers from deflating the tires.
QUOTE MARKS
Jim Barach of WCHS-TV in Charleston, W.Va., after coach Adam Gase said QB Jay Cutler looked the same in his Dolphins tryout as he did the last time Gase saw him on a field: “The good news for Cutler is that he decided to sign him anyway.”
Seattle Times sportswriter Bob Condotta, via Twitter, after three fights broke out during a two-hour Rams-Chargers scrimmage: “Hopefully ‘I Love L.A.’ was playing in the background.”
B.C. blogger Gregg Drinnan, on his Aug. 7 birthday triumvirate with Sidney Crosby and Mike Trout: “Two of those men get regular mentions on ESPN, Sportsnet and TSN. The other watches TV.”
Shaquille O’Neal, to USA Today, on missing more than 6,000 foul shots in his NBA career: “It was The Man Way Upstairs’ way of keeping me humble.”
Comedy writer Tim Hunter, after out-of-work QB Johnny Manziel said he’d like to coach when his playing prospects end: “Does someone want to tell him we’re there?”
RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, after the CFL’s Calgary Stampeders walloped the Hamilton Tiger-Cats 60-1: “Turns out there are at least 59 more ways than one to skin a Cat.”
THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS
NFL Memes, via Facebook, on what sparked last week’s scrimmage melees in L.A.: Rams: “You lost to Cleveland.” Chargers: “You got swept by the 49ers.”