The Hamilton Spectator

Fun for kids!

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Jokes

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

“Rude”-olph!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?

She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?

Because every buck is dear to him!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?

No, he was “elf”-taught!

What kind of music do elves like best?

“Wrap” music!

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?

Because he had the drum sticks!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?

The “elf”-abet!

 ??  ?? How many ornments are on the tree? How many red light bulbs are on the page? Colour in the Christmas Tree Cut out the pieces and glue Rudolph back together
How many ornments are on the tree? How many red light bulbs are on the page? Colour in the Christmas Tree Cut out the pieces and glue Rudolph back together
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Cut out the scroll below and write a letter to Santa. All letters can be mailed to Santa using the following address:
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