My cousin’s new fiancee, “Teri,” loves drama — whether it comes through texting, Facebook, or old-fashioned back-stabbing.
We’ve become acquainted at family events. Teri calls me every few months to trash another cousin’s new wife, “Maria.”
Last night, while out at dinner with a large family group, Teri texted with Maria, who had chosen to stay home.
Imagine my surprise when Teri leaned across the table and said to me, “Maria is texting everyone that you are an idiot and that you’re the reason she didn’t come to dinner. Don’t tell anyone. I’ll show you the text later.”
I said I didn’t want to see the text and I didn’t care what Maria said about me. But I am left questioning Teri’s desire to tell me about this, as well as her eagerness to show me the actual text that would only hurt my feelings.
And here’s the thing: Teri hinted she’s going to ask me to be a part of her upcoming wedding.
Amy, I work hard to keep my life drama-free. I feel as if getting involved in her wedding will put me in the centre of a bunch of hurtful nonsense, where I don’t want to be.
I see my options as begging off being a bridesmaid due to a lie, like “a lack of funds;” not attending the wedding (which I’d like to attend for my cousin’s sake); or being a bridesmaid and trying to be a good example of dramafree living.
Which do you think will work best? — CAUGHT IN A TRAP
What I think will work best for you is to lie low, cross your fingers, and hope that Teri tires of you before throwing the bridesmaid gig in your lap.
If she offers it, you’ll have to say no. Any lie you tell will ensnare you eventually. So I suggest a duck-and-cover technique that is both truthful and vague. Don’t offer any excuses or reasons.
You say, “Teri, it is so sweet of you to ask me to be a bridesmaid, but unfortunately I can’t do it.”
When she asks why, you say, “It’s just not something I’m comfortable doing.”
The reason I don’t suggest confronting her directly about her behaviour is because toxic, dramatic people tend to transform every statement (however benign) into a “Lifetime” movie script.
Never communicate with her by text.
Dear Caught: