Pop forecast
“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows,” Bob Dylan sang, but these days, a guide through the seemingly endless flurry of pop culture offerings is just what we need. With that in mind, here is what’s on the radar screen in TV, music
Movies
Big release: Getaway (Aug. 30)
Big picture: The ultimate Frankenfilm. It’s Wizards of Waverly Place meets Before Sunset meets Taken meets Speed — with a dash of Fast & Furious. In order to save his kidnapped wife, a professional race car driver (Ethan Hawke) is forced behind the wheel of a car by a mysterious man with a sinister, Eastern European accent. He is ordered to “drive” and begin an epic crime spree or his wife will be killed. To make matters worse, Hawke’s character’s name is “Brent Magna.” To make matters worse than worse, he soon finds himself also trapped in the car with Selena Gomez, playing a baseball-cap and hoodie-laden street hustler trying to steal Brent’s car. First Gomez played a deviant teen in Spring Breakers (2012) and now a would-be car thief? Maybe Gomez and Justin Bieber are meant to be together after all.
Forecast: An entertaining summer getaway. Hawke is due an Oscar nod for his performance in Before Sunset, but maybe he deserves one for playing a guy named Brent Magna.
Honourable mention: Closed Circuit (Aug. 28). At first I hoped this was the long awaited third instalment in the Short Circuit series (Johnny 5 is alive!). Instead, it’s a drama about two British defence attorneys defending a suspected terrorist who may or may not have been a double agent working for MI6 (i.e. James Bond’s notorious employer). Faster than you can say “John Grisham,” they find themselves in grave danger. The star-studded cast includes Eric Bana, Rebecca Hall, Jim Broadbent and Julia Stiles — a clear indication that the silly summer season is almost behind us and Oscar season (i.e. movies for people who don’t post comments like “can’t wait for this!” under trailers for films like Getaway) is almost upon us.
Tv
Big event: Cutthroat Kitchen (Aug. 25, Food Network Canada, 10 p.m.)
Big picture: It’s Iron Chef meets Pirates of the Caribbean. Alton Brown (Food Network Star, Iron Chef America) hosts this cutthroat (figuratively not literally) kitchen competition in which would be chefs are encouraged to steal, sabotage and outwit opponents. In an unpredictable twist, each chef is given $25,000 with which they can buy ingredients, utensils and other advantages to help them win.They can use their coin to hinder opponents. The winner of the three-round cook-off gets to keep the money he has left.
Forecast: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If any of these chefs-turned-rogues needs inspiration, I’d look to Captain Jack. Make rum the primary ingredient in every dish and pay for all the other chefs to walk the plank. You can’t lose.
Music
Big releases on Aug. 27: Neko Case (The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight, the Harder I Fight, The More I Love You), Federal Lights (We Were Found in the Fog)
Big picture: American indie pop goddess Neko Case delivers an album to be worshipped. A member of Vancouver band The New Pornographers, she’s practically Canadian. The charismatic, profound songwriter is supported on the album by M. Ward and A.C. Newman, her Canuck bandmate. Case’s sixth album charts her way out of a period of grief with power and poignancy. Winnipeg’s Federal Lights release a full-length debut, and you can expect big things to come from their lively brand of hook-laden Prairie pop.
Forecast: Federal Lights are a good find, but the Case is closed. Neko is this week’s must-listen. From melancholy folk ballads to power pop, she does it all.