— Khloe Kardashian says Kendall Jenner is “not happy” about people making fun of how she cuts up cucumbers.

“Oh, my God, she's, like, not happy about that. I'm like, `Kendall, God is fair. You're the most beautiful human being in the world. You have wild-looking toes. God bless. And you can't cut a f---ing cucumber.' She's all these amazing things. (But she) can't cut a f---king cucumber.”