The Walrus

How to Travel with a Gold sh

My life in carry-on luggage

- by Michael Winter

My life in carry-on luggage

I with my Toronto gold sh. I could nd no one to take care of the sh, and so I brought him with me to Pearson airport for a summer in Newfoundla­nd. That’s where I grew up and where I return every year to a summer place I bought with money I won from a short story prize.

I’d read the airline regulation­s and had the sh in his bowl in a sealed plastic bag with a small amount of water. I had, in my luggage, several vials of water to pour on him once we’d gone through the X-ray. I told people behind me in the queue they might be better o in another line. Security took one look at the gold sh bowl on the conveyor belt and said, “No, no, you can’t bring a sh on board.” I said there was nothing in the regulation­s about a live sh. The line was halted and a manager fetched, who sized up the situation and also said no. We continued up the chain in this way until the person who, I think, built the airport security system came and agreed with me that, technicall­y, I was allowed to bring the gold sh on board.

For the plane, I had a book about, among other things, German submarines. I had the sh on the oor between my feet, and a combinatio­n of the stress of departures and the subject of the book put me fast asleep. When I woke up, the shbowl was gone. A ight attendant quickly came and whispered that the man in front of me was experienci­ng breathing problems and they’d had to put a canister of oxygen beneath the seat, and they had discovered my gold sh. “Don’t worry,” she said. “Your sh is in the cockpit.”

“Are you saying,” I asked, “that my gold sh is pretty much copiloting this ight?”

For various complicate­d reasons, I had a baby and lived in a small apartment in Toronto. The place was so small that, at Christmas, we’d get a live potted tree to decorate and put presents under. In January, I couldn’t throw out the tree. It felt cruel. So I stored it on the back porch and fed and watered it once a month. I didn’t know what to do with it. In the spring, I was going to Newfoundla­nd and I thought, “I’ll bring the tree.”

It t in my carry-on. And I ew there, drove the tree out to the house, dug a hole, and planted it. Now, after ten years, there’s a grove of my son’s Toronto Christmase­s in front of the Newfoundla­nd house.

In the spring, in Newfoundla­nd, I saw an iceberg and, of course, thought: bring it to Toronto.

The iceberg was melting and a small chunk, a “growler,” oated in to shore. I climbed down a rock face and chopped some o with an axe. A few days later, I was at the Gri n Poetry Prize, in Toronto, with a slab of that iceberg in a cooler. Seamus Heaney was at the bar, and I asked if he wanted any ice in his drink. He put a whole lump in his whiskey.

A year later, he was dead.

It gets worse, these things I’ve brought aboard airplanes.

There was an apple tree nestled in the Newfoundla­nd woods. Some sherman a hundred years ago had tossed an apple out while farming, I supposed.

It took me all summer to gure it out.

In the fall, just before my return to Toronto, I went back to visit the tree and picked the apples. I brought the apples on board a ight and ate them with my son in Toronto. My mother explained “strati cation”: you put seeds in damp paper in a bag in the fridge for a few months. This helps them germinate.

Now I have that Newfoundla­nd apple tree growing in our Toronto backyard.

What else? I travelled to Egypt and a friend asked me to bring a piece of labradorit­e to throw into a Giza pyramid. Why? “To confuse the archaeolog­ists,” he said.

Check.

The one thing I could not take aboard a plane was a pocket knife.

I had forgotten I had it on me — I was on my way to departures in St. John’s. I really liked the knife and I was sad to think of losing it. I realized, of course, what I was doing: I was living the life of a shepherd migrating his ock up and down the valley and mountain with the change of seasons. It’s called transhuman­ce, this activity, and the airplane was my modern method of movement.

There was a large potted plant beside the escalator. I took the knife out and stuck it in a grocery bag. I dug a hole beside the plant and buried it.

Eight months went by.

When I returned, I found the plant by the escalator. And I dug up my knife.

MICHAEL WINTER is the author, most recently, of Into the Blizzard: Walking the Fields of the Newfoundla­nd Dead. He lives in Toronto.

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