He’s just a boy, she’s just a girl, but you can call them #chavril

I’m not the only one who actually yelled “What? The Mayans were right!” at my TV when I heard Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are planning to CanCon it to the altar after just six months of dating. Twitter went crazy with some seriously good comedy from celebs and non-celebs alike. The joyous event really has inspired an unprecedented outpouring of heartwarming vitriol. Here are some of the best lines about, shudder, #chavril.

@adamlevine Just to clear up the confusion, I am NOT engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickleback.

@michaelianblack People forget that Avril and Chad Kroeger are both Canadian so they HAVE to get married. It’s also why Justin Bieber is going to marry Rush.

@morgan_murphy Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger have requested that in lieu of wedding gifts, everyone stop laughing uncontrollably at them.

@JonCranny Let’s hope that Avril Lavigne is to Nickleback what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles #chavril

@Adam_Newman Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger from Nickelback are getting married? I didn’t know Canada allowed SAME SUCKS MARRIAGE.

@Nug13 Oh my god. #Chavril is the insanity that occurs when CanCon rules are too strict. I blame the CRTC for this monstrosity.

@FMarchandVS There’s only one way this #Chavril wedding can happen: Grey Cup halftime show. With pyro.

@lindseywiebe All of us going about our lives, oblivious, and all the while #chavril was lurking. Waiting. Its dark power growing. @KellyOxford Does Avril know she has money?

@HeidiBrander Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley: Canada’s Jennifer Aniston!