YOUR STARS
There’s a comet coming! A big, bright one. It won’t do damage. It won’t come anywhere nearly close enough to have the slightest physical impact on Earth. But it will have a psychological effect on us all. Night after night towards the end of 2013, this stunning omen of change is due to be as compelling as the full moon. This is breaking news. The official calculations have only just been made and, as with all such discoveries, there is a slight chance that it won’t be quite so spectacular. But I’ve got a feeling about this one!
ARIES (March 21 — April 20) If you need to damp down a fire, don’t pour paraffin on it. And if possible, avoid using water. That will create much steam and smoke. Fire thrives on oxygen, which is why the best way to keep it from burning too brightly is usually to reduce the supply of air to it. In your life now, there’s a lot of “flammable material”. Or to put it another way, there’s plenty that could fuel an argument, a dispute or a big cause for concern. Somehow you need to stop too many sparks from flying and avoid fanning flames! Be ready for the magic on offer to you in October. Call me: 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
TAURUS (April 21 — May 21) You know that rectangular box in your sitting room? The one that lights up and makes noises? Guess what? There aren’t actually any people inside it. You may look at it for hours, watching them all talking or chasing each other around but they’re really not there at all! It’s an optical illusion. We don’t need to be reminded that the things we watch on TV aren’t real, but we forget that other factors in our lives are somewhat artificial too. Just be aware today, that something is not quite as it seems. October brings you a cosmic opportunity for change. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
GEMINI (May 22 — June 22) You’re nearly at a point of no return. Isn’t that all the more reason to pay close attention to your other options and alternatives? Right now you’re looking at a pencil sketch not a pen and ink drawing. The jelly is mixed but it has not yet been poured out into a mould. There’s room (and time) to alter something in a plan or arrangement. Maybe you don’t want or need to do anything differently. But while there’s still the possibility of making an adjustment without blame or shame, ought you not at least to look? October is a powerful month for you. Find out more. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
CANCER ( June 23 — July 23) You’ve got so much to be proud of! There is a risk that if you now allow yourself to dwell on a success, you’ll become full of your own importance. But frankly, better that than to become over-conscious of your shortcomings, especially when some of these are nowhere near as significant as you may have recently begun to fear. If you’re keen to retain some humility, think today not about what makes you glow with pride but what makes you well up with gratitude. There should be plenty of that too! Don’t miss your inspiring forecast for October. Call me: 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.) LEO (July 24 — Aug. 23) Yesterday, in listing the reasons why you might currently be inclined to feel a little uncomfortable, I touched on the regrets you may have. Possibly though, what’s upsetting you now is not the thought that you may have made a mistake but the idea that you’ve stumbled into a situation which is both hard to accept and hard to do anything constructive about. Even so, the same point applies. Venus, before she leaves your sign, wants to liberate you from a cause of unnecessary anxiety. Give her that chance. Your NEW four-minute forecast for October is ready. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.) VIRGO (Aug. 24 — Sept. 23) Be glad if you’ve got a problem. That means you can put your problemsolving skills to work. Be grateful if there’s tension. Without that, how could you exercise your ability to pour oil on troubled waters? Just as darkness is only the absence of light, so trouble is only really ever the absence of hope. You’re about to get what you need to fill a gap, satisfy a requirement and transform a seemingly undesirable situation. Not only will you soon feel more inspired, you’ll feel more supported too! I want to tell you why October has so many opportunities. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.) LIBRA (Sept. 24 — Oct. 23) You don’t want to win the lottery. What you want is the sense of exhilaration that might accompany such a development and the economic empowerment that might also ensue! The exhilaration you can grant yourself, just by stopping to recognize how fortunate you already are just to be alive on this wonderful planet. As for the financial relief? Well, untold millions are not on their way but a valuable realization is due. A situation that you have been worrying about is not as bad as you feared! I have inspiring news in your brand-new October forecast. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
SCORPIO (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22) There are some who say that to have Saturn in your sign is suffer the astrological equivalent of an unwelcome guest in your home. I try not to disagree with my fellow astrologers but I must take issue with that. It entirely depends on which sign you happen to belong to. Saturn’s imminent arrival in Scorpio represents reassuring news. It speaks of greater stability and security, the ability to make clear plans and see them through - and the end of a phase of your life that has lately been far too stressful. Your forecast for the whole of October can really help you. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 — Dec. 21) When we stand at the top of a hill, we can usually see a long way into the distance. You’ve actually been at an elevated level for some while but, due to foggy conditions, visibility has been impaired. Now, the clouds clear and you get a good look at what’s possible, what’s near, what’s far, what’s behind you and what’s ahead. In the process, you start to see that you may have done too much of one thing and not enough of another. But here comes a real chance to start swiftly and decisively rectifying that. The power of the planets in October can change your life. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20) How would you live your life if just a few things were different? If, for example, you faced less pressure? Or if you knew that you could relax with regard to a source of ongoing concern. One issue in particular has been the cause of much anxiety and restlessness lately? Really, all you need is to feel that things are going to be OK in this area of life... and you’ll be fine about pretty much everything else. Well, they’re not perfect. But they’re soon about to be as OK as you could realistically hope for. Will that do? October brings great potential for change. I’ll explain. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 — Feb. 19) You’re going back to somewhere you once thought you might never return to. That’s nothing to worry about. You’re improving your relationship with someone you once thought you had little in common with. That’s nothing to be concerned about either. And you’re potentially becoming more powerful. Now that might just be slightly troublesome! How are you going to use your influence? Will you fight harder than you need to because you don’t realize how influential you already are? Be careful! Four minutes on the phone can make October special. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)
PISCES (Feb. 20 — March 20) Remember the tale of the magic porridge pot? The more you ate, the more it made. Whilst such stories aren’t to be taken literally, they provide magnificent metaphors. This one speaks volumes about the endless well of generosity and compassion, deep within all of our hearts. Right now, you can give and keep giving. You need not feel that you will lose out on anything if you do. The more you allow yourself to share and spare, the happier you’ll feel, the clearer you’ll be, the more you’ll be rewarded in return. Inspiring times await you in October. Call your NEW forecast: 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell phone, just press # then 5486.)