YOUR STARS

Why is astrology a time-honoured tool for making predictions? Because it involves one of life’s few fully predictable factors. We can say with absolute certainty where Venus, Mars or the Moon will be on any date at any time in the future. The sky runs like clockwork. We can draw conclusions about what’s going on just by looking at where the planets were, are or will be. There’s only one cosmic factor we can’t anticipate so easily. The appearance of a comet! These truly are “bolts from the blue.” And there’s a big one due next year.

ARIES (March 21 — April 20)

People born under your sign have a reputation for being excitable, assertive and impatient. Obviously, that’s just people born under your sign. I’m not suggesting you are like that. Goodness me, no! But if, sometimes, under some circumstances, you ever find yourself manifesting just a few of those Aries traits, you may just find that this is one of those times. And despite seemingly strong temptation and justification, it may be wise to rein back some of what you might be otherwise inclined to let loose! Be ready for the magic on offer to you in October. Call me: 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

TAURUS (April 21 — May 21)

Smiles are infectious. So are frowns. When we encounter negativity in any social or personal exchange, we find it hard not to communicate some of this to the next person we interact with. Ideas and opinions too, tend to pass along the line with ease. If one person has a dramatic reaction to a situation, the person next to them will tend to echo and support that response. So small matters get blown out of proportion and assumptions begin to get treated as truths. Watch what you accept without question today. October brings you a cosmic opportunity for change. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mo-

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GEMINI (May 22 — June 22)

The closer we get to a big moment, the less inclined we are to back away from it. A sense of the inevitable begins to take over. We start to feel as though we’ve got a date with fate. Who would dare to leave the Goddess of Destiny feeling as if she’d been stood up and left to hang around feeling foolish and forgotten? But so far, the arrangement is only tentative. Destiny hasn’t cancelled her other plans yet. She won’t be offended if you change a plan, nor will she be reluctant to meet up on some other occasion. October is a powerful month for you. Find out more. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

CANCER (June 23 — July 23)

Some people are easily upset. You really don’t have to go to any great effort if you want to cause offence. Indeed, it’s possible to help them enter such a frame of mind without having to make a conscious contribution at all. Your very existence may do the trick! Or failing that, perhaps, you could perform some very minor act of annoyance. Like, er, breathing too loudly. There are, today, better things to do than worry about winning the approval of someone who is likely to disapprove whatever you do!

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LEO (July 24 — Aug. 23)

Some people are very worried about the state of the world. Look at the economic problems we face. Think about the questionable choices some leaders seem to be making. What about the dreadful outbreaks of cruel and inhumane behaviour we keep seeing. The world may well be in a parlous state — but, frankly, there has never been a time since the beginning of history when things have been very much different! You have thrived under difficult circumstances prior to now … and you can do it now, too! Your NEW four-minute forecast for October is ready. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

VIRGO (Aug. 24 — Sept. 23)

If you’ve been following your forecast this week, you’ll have noticed that I have been taking a very upbeat tone. I’m aware of my reputation for offering optimistic interpretations of astrological influences. I’m aware, too, of your discriminating demeanour. Possibly you think. “Oh, he’s just being cheerful. I’d best not take this too seriously.” Then don’t take it seriously! Better by far if you take this (and everything else) lightly. But do be aware that Venus is now in Virgo. That really will make a difference! I want to tell you why October has so many opportunities. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

LIBRA (Sept. 24 — Oct. 23)

We think, “I can’t ever hope for this” or “I won’t ever get that.” Then, having formed such opinions, we reinforce them. Every time a disappointing development occurs, we say, “That just shows how right I was not to set my sights too high.” Even when things go well, we figure we’d best not push our luck in case it has only come along by mistake. If we were to call on it too loudly, it might see the error of its ways! But as Mercury and Saturn now prepare to leave Libra, a pessimistic prognosis is about to be disproved! I have inspiring news in your brand-new October forecast. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)

If you’re in a hurry, slow down. If you’re feeling weighed down by the expectations of others — or by your own desire to meet a deadline, relax. You’ve already come much further than some might ever have imagined you would get. You are near to the fulfilment of a goal — and now it’s more important to stop rushing towards it and to think instead about what you are going to do once you succeed in attaining it. Saturn will soon be in your sign. You need to get used to forming clear, confident plans! Your forecast for the whole of October can really help you. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 — Dec. 21)

Each passing day now brings you greater clarity, understanding and inspiration. While you can see that some processes are going to have to take longer than you might have hoped, you can also see how they’re not as immediately urgent as you had recently been inclined to imagine. It’s going to prove possible to cope comfortably with circumstances as they currently are. The “delay” will also enable you to pay more attention to some vital details that might otherwise have been regrettably overlooked. The power of the planets in October can change your life. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20)

Some people seem to feel that “good enough” just isn’t good enough. They want perfection in every way. Yet everything on this planet will eventually reveal itself to be flawed if you keep looking at it closely and critically. Arguably, the desire for perfection is, in itself, a sign of some imperfect understanding about how the world works. Things aren’t ideal now but as Saturn edges ever closer into a new sector of the sky, you’re nearing a development that’s as close to ideal as you could reasonably hope for. October brings great potential for change. I’ll explain. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 — Feb. 19)

As all fans of thrillers will confirm, a gun is much more dangerous in the hand of a frightened person. When people feel scared, they act unreasonably. Intense anxiety produces adrenaline and this overrides confidence, restraint and common sense. I’m not suggesting that you are afraid of anything or anyone. But you do have, if not a weapon, a source of great potential power. It’s one thing to take refuge behind this, another to abuse it or to wield it without forethought. Go easy today. Four minutes on the phone can make October special. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)

PISCES (Feb. 20 — Mar. 20)

People say, “We shouldn’t let people take advantage of us.” They may be right. But that’s not the same as saying, “We should ignore the suffering of others.” If someone has created a problem, it may be their responsibility to fix it. But, even then, they may need and deserve a little help. And what about those who face difficulties through no fault of their own? It’s through your own kindness, sympathy and empathy today that you’ll get in touch with the forces most likely to be able to help you in return! Inspiring times await you in October. Call your NEW forecast: 1-900-528-8880. (On a mobile, just press # then 5486.)