YOUR STARS

Next year’s “big comet” will carry the name of the International Scientific Optical Network who discovered it. They are attempting to play down expectations, lest comet ISON doesn’t turn out to be “brighter than the moon” as preliminary calculations suggest. Last week, I spoke in depth to various psychics and mystics about its meaning and the most appropriate nickname we might give it. Soon, I’ll tell you what we concluded. For now, just one thought. It is scheduled to be most spectacular between November 2013 and January 2014. Which might entitle us to consider it a “Christmas Comet!”

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ARIES ( March 21 — April 20)

Are you intolerant of intolerance? Do you think badly of people who are judgemental? We are all full of inconsistencies. Most of us try not to notice. Others grow aware then get upset. But ideally, we all find a way to acknowledge our contradictions in a good-humoured way. We may even be able to let them work in our favour. Take, for example, your tendency to be a little bombastic at times. Maybe you can’t quash it but you can, today, turn your great energy to the task of being less energetic than you might otherwise be! Call me right now for a spoken Tarot reading and I will help you answer your most pressing question: 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

TAURUS (April 21 — May 21)

Are you actually reading these words right now? What if you are just imagining the whole experience? Sometimes, dreams can seem very convincing. We can even pinch ourselves and then feel sure we have felt a distinct and definite pain! Or, then again, perhaps the situation you face deserves to be treated with respect, whether or not it is actual. That respect, even in a fantasy, would involve an effort not to react too seriously. One situation now can’t possibly warrant the amount of stress in seems to be causing. Got a question? Let’s consult the Tarot together. I will give you an amazing reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

GEMINI ( May 22 — June 22)

Fates are not fixed. Destinies do deals. Whenever we imagine we’re in a non-negotiable position, this is partly because we have inwardly decided to waive our own right to argue with the seemingly inevitable. That’s very understandable, especially if we’re surrounded by others who are taking an arrangement very seriously. It can get difficult and uncomfortable to be the one who keeps saying, “Hold on a moment, maybe things can happen differently if we want them to.” But it can still be done. And you can do it today. Consult the Tarot. Reveal your destiny. Change your life. I will give you a spoken reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

CANCER ( June 23 — July 23)

Are you able to be your own best friend today? It’s not always as easy as we might imagine. Sometimes, we forget to take good care of ourselves. We don’t, for example, stop to think about the possible consequences of our actions. Or we do … but we worry so much that we become like rabbits on a road, frozen in the headlights of an oncoming car. We stay in one spot — worrying instead of taking evasive action. Think how you would help someone else to solve a problem like the one you face? Then do that! Call me right now for a spoken Tarot reading and I will help you answer your most pressing question: 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

LEO (July 24 — Aug. 23)

You’ve got a wonderful imagination. You can sit back and envisage many glorious possibilities. You can even look at behaviour you’re not happy with and find reasons to excuse the perpetrator. Perhaps he or she is just having a bad day. Maybe they had a tough childhood. But just as you can “imagine yourself” into a better frame of mind, you can “imagine yourself” into a frenzy of anxiety and apprehension. Why do that? Think only the best of everything and everyone today. This will lead you to no harm. Got a question? Let’s consult the Tarot together. I will give you an amazing reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

VIRGO (Aug. 24 — Sept. 23)

What’s good for us? What’s bad for us? We all have ideas and opinions. Most of us, understandably enough, figure that what’s good for us is probably to find some way to avoid what’s bad for us! But then, can we be sure that we really know what that is? And just suppose that what’s really bad for us turns out to be trying too hard to do only what’s good for us! Tension, conflict, fear or worry is good for nobody. What’s undoubtedly good for you now is to resolve to let a little less of that into your heart, your mind or your life! Consult the Tarot. Reveal your destiny. Change your life. I will give you a spoken reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

LIBRA ( Sept. 24 — Oct. 23)

None of us want to feel as if we are banging our heads against a brick wall. When we discover that a plan or policy doesn’t work well, we learn from the mistake and pursue some other alternative. But, under some circumstances, even brick walls can crumble. Or they can be dismantled by people standing on the other side of a wall, diligently wielding chisels! It’s time to look again at something you have dismissed as unworkable. Don’t put yourself at risk of too much stress but give an old idea another (gentle) try. Call me right now for a spoken Tarot reading and I will help you answer your most pressing question: 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)

It’s one thing to sit on a bus, feeling confused because it isn’t taking the route that you expected it to follow. It’s another to wonder what on earth is going on if you happen to be driving that vehicle! Until recently, you’ve had to accept that some fairly major decisions were being made for you by other people — or by situations beyond your own control. Right now, as Saturn moves into your sign, there’s a steering wheel in your hands and a map at your disposal. It’s time to start asserting some of your own authority. Got a question? Let’s consult the Tarot together. I will give you an amazing reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 — Dec. 21)

Who do you think you are? What you do think you deserve? And what do you think you are capable of? I ask because the answers reveal plenty about how things could turn out for you soon. Whilst we could argue that they shape your outlook at any time, there are now some particularly strong reasons to review your own sense of identity, capability and self worth. Somehow, you have developed some negative associations and pessimistic expectations. Rise above and you can truly start to fly! Consult the Tarot. Reveal your destiny. Change your life. I will give you a spoken reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20)

Changes of the nature that we’re now seeing in the sky don’t come along every day — or even every year. The movement of Saturn into a new sector of the sky is particularly important for you as a Capricorn. Saturn traditionally governs your sign. You’re reaching what can be best described as the end of an era. Think, for example, of how things alter once you climb off a train and start to explore a new destination. That’s about the size of the difference that you’re about to encounter. Call me right now for a spoken Tarot reading and I will help you answer your most pressing question: 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 — Feb. 19)

If you try to defend yourself against what you perceive as a threat, might you become a far greater threat to your alleged attacker? Think of the way in which sometimes, some people instinctively over react to mice or spiders. Those creatures mean us no real harm but they somehow make us feel so edgy, we can end up determined to destroy them. In a similar kind of way, there’s a need now for you to recognize the full extent of your own strength. Got a question? Let’s consult the Tarot together. I will give you an amazing reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)

PISCES (Feb. 20 — March 20)

What do you want? Are you entitled to want it? Is there some reason why you ought not to want it? I ask not because I am trying to insinuate something but because if you’ve got a hidden agenda, you need to get it out into the open. If there’s a secret doubt in your heart of hearts, it will work against you. You’ll step forward confidently enough, then trip up. Or you’ll unconsciously seek help from someone who doesn’t really want to be of assistance. First be sure of yourself. Then you’ll be successful. Consult the Tarot. Reveal your destiny. Change your life. I will give you a spoken reading that will help you. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486.)