YOUR STARS

For The Week Ahead

ARIES (March 21 — April 20)

For some, this is the run-up to the festive season. For others, it is the prelude to the day when the Mayan long count calendar runs out. And for you? Neither the end of the world nor the start of some great party! It’s get-it-together time. Here’s your chance to honour commitments, face responsibilities, solve problems, tackle tricky issues, make useful things happen and beat several pressing but not impossible deadlines. Will life seem stressful? At times. Will you end up feeling highly successful this month? Definitely! I’ve got helpful advice and pleasing news for you in your December forecast. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).

TAURUS (April 21 — May 21)

People have a natural sense of the macabre. They line up to see new horror films, slow down to gawp at accident scenes and take an almost perverse relish in hearing the so-called experts say that times are tough. Is it bad? Is it getting worse? Is it a tight call between what’s going to collapse first: the environment or the economy? Well, hey! That serves us all right for being, er... well, whatever it is we are! Don’t let a sense of guilt or gloom spoil your December. You can yet swap an unfounded fear for a real reason to celebrate. Get more out of December. Call your new in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 1-900- Many people fear the world will end when the Mayan calendar comes to an end on or around December 22. I really don’t think this need spoil anybody’s Christmas but I have some empathy with those who believe that the occasion will be marked by a global transformation of attitudes. Uranus, planet of amazing scientific advances, turned retrograde in July, shortly after the world’s physicists confirmed the existence of the Higgs boson. It changes direction once more in December. As it does, we’ll hear impressive announcements about how many impossible things may finally be about to prove possible! 528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).

GEMINI (May 22 — June 22)

How long does it take you to change your mind? Under the right circumstances, you can do it in a nanosecond. But not when you’ve given your word and made your big commitment. You may be changeable on the surface but deep down within you’re deeply loyal. So much so that you won’t back down from a plan, even if there’s mounting evidence that it must be wrong. Jupiter, retrograde in your sign all month, is taking you closer to a big, important and ultimately highly profitable review. Don’t fear this. Make the most of December. forecast inspiring. Call 1-900528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).

CANCER (June 23 — July 23)

Sometimes it turns out that the thing we think we want is not what we really want after all. It takes a while to discover this. It may have to happen the hard way. But no matter what disappointment may ensue, it’s no great problem if we also discover that we know what we do require and that we can have it. For you, December is truly special because it brings a real happy awakening in your emotional life and sets you on a new, more realistic road to positive progress in another area of your world too. In your brand new December forecast, I’ll tell you something very helpful. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486).

LEO (July 24 — Aug. 23)

Can you remember why you came here? When we try to think back to the world we must have inhabited before we arrived in this one, we just draw a blank! Yet I’ll tell you what you didn’t choose to visit Earth for. It wasn’t for the stress, pressure, hassle or hardship. You never said, “Hey, I know, I’ll go ride an emotional rollercoaster?” Or, “Great. I can spend my whole time struggling to pay bills.” You came here to feel and share love. That’s it. The rest is an afterthought. And December, if you let it, brings a wonderful reminder of that. You’ve got auspicious alignments in December. Let me tell you more. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486).

VIRGO (Aug. 24 — Sept. 23)

Can you hear sleigh bells ringing? It is December after all. Even though some say this is the month that the Mayan calendar brings the end of the world, I can promise you the only end it will bring you is the end of a long and difficult saga of struggle. You’ve spent much of 2012 putting up with things that aren’t really right or fair. It’s high time a choice was made, a stand was taken, a change was set in motion and your right to enjoy a happier future was claimed. All that starts happening over the coming month! Cash in your astrological assets! Call me for your December forecast. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486).

LIBRA (Sept. 24 — Oct. 23)

We are all born with a limited ability to see the obvious, even when it is staring us in the face! Usually it’s because we’ve fixed our attention so firmly on some belief, idea or opinion that we can’t recognize anything that seems to conflict with this. That’s fine until life requires us to wake up and wise up. This may be a holiday month but you’re now like someone getting back from a break and gaining fresh perspective on an old familiar situation. What you’re realizing could change the whole of the rest of your life for the better. If you want good news, let me give you your in-depth December forecast. Call 1-900528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)

Venus will be in Scorpio for the first half of December, providing a sweet melodic counterpoint to the relentless drumbeat that Saturn has been playing since it entered your sign months ago. You’ll feel like this month is leading you a dance and you’ll enjoy many of your moments on the floor. You’ll find your heart whirling, your head spinning, your emotions leaping and your material prospects taking a significant turn for the better. All you have to do is be sensitive and let your feet follow the rhythm that life is playing. Looking forward to December? You will be soon! Let me tell you why. Call 1-900-5288880. (On a cell, press #5486).

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 — Dec. 21)

This December really won’t be like last December. There may be superficial similarities but you’ll be in a different situation, dealing with different issues and feeling hardly like the same person you were back then. If it’s not already clear how far you’ve moved on, how well you’ve done, how much your struggles and sacrifices in 2012 have paid off, you’ll start seeing that evidence soon. And if you’re worried about one particularly difficult juggling act that it looks like you’ll soon need to perform, fear not! You’ll do surprisingly well. I have just recorded your light shedding, heart-warming, December forecast. Call 1-900528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20)

Let’s think forward to next December. Where do you hope to be by then? I don’t mean physically. The issue is not one of location; it is one of status, condition, confidence level and ability to feel comfortable with where your life is going. Right now, you’re more comfortable than you were a few months ago but you’d really like more reassurance. That’s not too much to hope for. It’s a reasonable expectation. Events between now and the start of 2013 will help you really feel as if the future is something you’re going to like. It’s time to embrace the future. I explain how in your December forecast. Call 1-900528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 — Feb. 19)

You’ve already learned a lot in recent months about who your friends really are and what works best for you in life. Just before this rather intense and frenetic year comes to a close come more discoveries, all of which could be of great benefit to you. You’ve been contemplating one particular change for some while. You’ve been dithering, somewhat uncharacteristically, about which way to go. Now your doubt becomes replaced with the kind of cheerful certainty that will nicely complement a surprisingly cheerful December. You’ve got so much to look forward to in December. Let me tell you more. Call 1-900528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).

PISCES (Feb. 20 — March 20)

Life doesn’t need to get more confusing or complicated. It says something about your current state of mind that, if told December won’t be as baffling as many recent months, you’ll consider that in itself a big bonus. But it’s not just clarity you want; it’s enthusiasm, excitement, inspiration and hope. You deserve it too. There’s not been enough of that, or rather, there has; but each time you have felt some, you have also seen reason to question it. This month you get more of the good stuff and less of the bad. When you hear your December forecast it will change everything for the better. Call 1-900-528-8880. (On a cell, press #5486).