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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is getting a sequel after doing surprising­ly great box office numbers overseas The still tentative title of the sequel is Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton: Contractua­l Obligation Loophole Hunters.

Tired of the rumours, Emma Watson tweets, “Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life” "Well, I kinda do," says Bobby, the Hermione-obsessed whip-and-chains enthusiast.

Bret Michaels turns down an offer to strip for Chippendal­es That’s terrible news for all the women who were hoping to see what he looks like under his wig.

The Kardashian sisters compare the smell of their lady parts on Kourtney And Kim Take Miami Appropriat­e responses to this: 1) Ewww. 2) Blergh. 3) Ugh. 4) Where are we as a civilizati­on and can anything get us back from the brink? Read more at www.ewwwblergh­ugh.com.

After Glenn Beck suggests the Devil from mini-series The Bible looks like President Obama, the producer of the show, Mark Burnett, says if anyone thinks that it’s only because the actual real Devil is messing with their minds Of all the weird faith-induced silliness I’ve ever heard . . . how would the Devil have time to mess with people’s minds, when he’s clearly very busy playing with his live Kardashian dolls.

Liev Schreiber comes to the aid of a woman who was involved in an accident outside his house Long-time celebrity rescue champion Ryan Gosling immediatel­y runs out the door and tackles a random senior citizen while whispering, "you’re safe, you’re safe now."

Selena Gomez said she made Justin Bieber cry Then Justin’s fans said Selena makes them cry. Then the Devil laughed.

Twilight writer Stephenie Meyer says she feels bad about all the attention paid to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s tumultuous relationsh­ip and doesn’t know if the two of them would have done Twilight knowing what they know now Prime example of why someone needs to put serious capital into a time machine project.

Ian McKellan is going to officiate at Patrick Stewart’s upcoming wedding In unrelated news, your wedding sucked.

Jessica Alba, who just published a lifestyle book called Honest Living, says that her food and diet tips are more "grounded" than Gwyneth Paltrow’s because she didn’t grow up with "a bunch of money" Spring Tune-Up Detox Juice Cleanse Cage Match!

After saying he would never date Jennifer Lawrence because she could be his daughter, Bradley Cooper is now dating a 20-year-old model "That comment was taken completely out of context and twisted around by the stupid press," says Bradley. "What I meant to say is that I wouldn’t date Jennifer because she repeatedly turned me down."

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CENTRAL IMAGE AGENCY After seeing Aaron Eckhart and Dylan McDermott at the Olympus Has Fallen premiere Gerard Butler called all his assistants to a meeting and explained that no one else sporting a carefully un-shaven face is to be allowed near him.
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CARLO ALLEGRI/REUTERS Last warning. Do what you’re supposed to or Michael Bublé and Danny Aiello will come over and point at you.
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CENTRAL IMAGE AGENCY Instead of another Puss in Boots movie, Antonio Banderas will be doing a live-action Grumpy Cat film.
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JORDAN STRAUSS/ASSOCIATED PRESS This sheep’s efforts to resist Rose McGowan’s mind control/probe is proving utterly futile.
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CENTRAL IMAGE AGENCY Liev Schreiber is not all that keen on his dog and the feeling appears entirely mutual.
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STUART C. WILSON/GETTY IMAGES Who is this? A) Your old math teacher. B) A cast member from Justified. C) Simon Le Bon.
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JOHN SHEARER/AP PHOTO This week in Things You Didn’t Realize You Needed To See: Jim Parsons as Frank-N-Furter.
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