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YOUR STARS

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ARIES (March 21 — April 20)

It is not always the specific nature of a problem that makes it hard to solve. It is sometimes more to do with the nature of the person in whose life the problem is arising! Timing has a lot to do with problem-solving too. If you are in a good mood, a reasonably big problem can seem like an interestin­g challenge. But if you happen to be at the tail end of a long day, a small difficulty can seem like a mountain to climb. Don’t wait for your emotional life to make you feel good. Feel good anyhow, and your emotional life will follow! There’s exceptiona­lly good news in your in-depth forecast. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

TAURUS (April 21 — May 21)

Have you ever seen one of those speeded-up films showing a flower opening? Such movement is taking place all around us. We fool ourselves into thinking that our situations are static. We imagine nothing will ever alter. For good or for bad, we have got what we have got, or so we figure. Thus, change, even when it is really inevitable, takes us by surprise. The change you are going through has been a long time coming. Finally, though, it is starting to happen in a big way. And it all begins in the realm of the heart. I’ve just recorded your indepth forecast. You need to hear it. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

GEMINI (May 22 — June 22)

“There was nothing I could do. I had no other choice”. We find ourselves saying such things sometimes. Are they true? Or are they justificat­ions? Ways of making ourselves feel better. We will never know. What’s done is done. What’s gone is gone. Hindsight is twenty-twenty. We can all be wise after the event. While we are busy looking back, the present is rapidly turning into the future. It’s what’s happening now that counts. Here, now, in your emotional life, there is something you can do. And you should. Give me four minutes and I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

CANCER (June 23 — July 23)

The outcome of a key process in your personal life will be fine, as long as you do it for the right reason. What’s the right reason? That’s not such an easy question to answer. It’s probably easier to single out the wrong reason. If you’re doing it because you feel afraid, insecure, anxious or under pressure, you’re acting on the wrong motive. The action — and the justificat­ion for it, needs to be hopeful, optimistic, healthy, genuine and sincere. If all that’s the case, coming events can only bring you clarity, insight, wisdom and success! There’s deeper insight in your in-depth forecast. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

LEO (July 24 — Aug. 23)

You know who your friends are. You can recognise your enemies too. Somewhere, though, on the great psychologi­cal scale by which we secretly measure all the folk we know, there are grey areas. Folk that we think we like, but we are not sure how we really feel about them. Ones who make us feel uncomforta­ble, yet who we suspect we might warm to if we tried. Keep away from obvious extremes. Just explore that middle ground. Someone you don’t know so well now knows someone who you need to meet. Hear how your life could change for the better soon. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

VIRGO (Aug. 24 — Sept. 23)

Is the ability to seek out good fortune a talent that some of us are born with? If so, that’s unfair. The creator of this cosmos is surely kind and just, so an ability to surf the sea of serendipit­y must be something anyone can develop. Indeed they can. And anyone too, can get in the way of this process through pessimism. When we don’t think things can work out well, we effectivel­y issue a self-fulfilling prophecy. Stay away from negative thoughts now. Dream happy dreams and you’ll have happy days. I’ve recorded a special forecast for you. Become inspired. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

LIBRA (Sept. 24 — Oct. 23)

You have friends in high places. Very high places. Cosmic places! The planets have your best interests at heart. They understand how easily you could become disillusio­ned with a particular situation. They also understand how important it is for you to retain your faith. So they are doing all they can to keep you comfortabl­e. With nearly seven billion other people on Earth to look after, the guardian angels cannot always give you exactly what you want, just when you want it. But they certainly intend to do their best. Need to know more? Listen to your in-depth forecast. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)

Each breath that you take is an affirmatio­n of your own existence — and of your own importance. Fortunatel­y, you don’t need a licence to breathe. Nor is there a tax on this process. It’s about the one process in your life that nobody can boss you around over. So, allow yourself that luxury. Then, having granted yourself the right to do that much at least, look around at what else is happening. You matter. You count. You have a right to be heard — to be respected, to be proud of yourself and to regain control over your world. You really should hear your in-depth forecast. It’s powerful. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

SAGITTARIU­S (Nov. 23 — Dec. 21)

To you, it’s an irrelevanc­e. To someone else, it’s an essential. That’s the magic of life’s rich tapestry. It’s full of contrast and variation. It’s also, though, a proper pain in the proverbial. Why do people have to have such annoyingly different tastes? Why do we have to go so far out of our way to accommodat­e each other’s preference­s? And look at how much unnecessar­y argument we indulge in over matters that hardly matter. Here comes a chance to build a bridge — and nurture the sweet joy of tolerance. Let me tell you how you can make your week really great. Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20)

Obedience? Not your style. Acceptance? Only if what you’re being asked to accept is acceptable. You are supposed to be good at compromise­s. You’re certainly good at designing them and suggesting them. Not all of these arrangemen­ts, though, are quite as fair as you might like to think. But, then, neither are the conditions you are often asked to agree to. You’re redressing an imbalance. To do that, you have to lean towards the other side of an unfair argument. But you don’t have to go too far. I need to talk to you about what’s in your forecast. (It’s good). Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 — Feb. 19)

Compasses know exactly where North lies. Watches can tell the time down to the nanosecond. Why then with all the glorious technology of the 21st century at our disposal, can we not invent a simple device to measure fairness? A portable wrist or pocket machine would be useful, but we would settle for a behemoth. Just something, anything, that confirmed an equitable deal or exposed an injustice when it saw one. With nothing else to go on but what’s in your own heart now, you’ll have to trust your instincts. I’ve just been talking about you. Want to hear what I said? Call 1-900-528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

PISCES (Feb. 20 — March 20)

Who are you afraid of? Why are you afraid of them? And while we’re on the topic of anxieties, what are the factors and circumstan­ces that most unnerve you? What would you feel most insecure without? Be careful how you answer. Often, even the bravest folk protect themselves by adopting two “shields”. The one they are not willing to sacrifice protects the treasure without which they truly would feel hopelessly exposed. The most precious thing in your world is safe. Why worry about the rest? Pick up the phone. I’ll give you a reading that could change your life. Call 1-900528-8880. (Cell # 5486.)

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