LIFE & STYLE

Cover: That mean Queen Elizabeth and her Christmas-ruining ways. Not only wouldn’t she let Kate spend any time with her own commoner family, the Queen also used the holidays to tell Kate how she needs to gain some weight. It’s a miracle that Kate hasn’t run away and joined one of those roaming hobo circuses. This week in sinister plans: So, Angie called the Golden Globe people and volunteered to present the best actress award on the off-chance that poor, sad Jen will win. That way no one would focus on Jen and everyone would say how great Angie is. That’s a pretty great plan. Unfortunately, the nefariousness was stopped by whoever answered the phone.