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Jennifer Lawrence takes to Facebook even though she “can barely work email” to call rumours that she’s fighting with David O. Russell “tabloid malarkey” She really, truly is an old soul in a young, cranky body.
This week in Taylor Swift news 1) Taylor Swift predicts that in five years she will have so many cats “they’ve divided themselves up into armies” 2) Taylor Swift is named godmother to Jaime King’s upcoming baby. 3) In order to avoid being photographed, Taylor walks backwards through a garage to her car. 4) Noel Gallagher says that no one other than Taylor Swift’s parents could possibly ever have claimed that Taylor is a good songwriter. 5) Taylor Swift’s cat armies mobilized earlier than expected and ate Noel Gallagher.
Jared Leto cut off his long, beautiful hair and Andrew Lincoln a.k.a. Walking Dead’s Rick Grimes shaved his majestic beard How does that make sense in a universe where Justin Bieber is still desperately trying to grow a moustache and where Shia LaBeouf wears a fake braid?
Georgio Armani, who designed the cape that caused Madonna to fall at the Brit Awards, this week said, “Madonna, as we all know, is very difficult” I think we can all agree Armani’s influence on fashion has been immeasurable. It is a shame that his career will now have to come to an end.
Observers of the maybe-relationship involving Rihanna and Leo DiCaprio claim that Rihanna is super-clingy That explains why Leonardo attempted to build a sad man cave in the woods.
Cameron Diaz told Cosmopolitan, “I think social media is a crazy-ass experiment on society. The way people use it to get validation from a bunch of strangers is dangerous. What’s the point?” Then she went back to posing for the cover shot until it was 100 per cent perfect so no one would hate her thighs.
There are three Robin Hood movies in development: A Disney version, a gritty version and a Mission Impossible-type franchise “You know,” said Hawkeye and Green Arrow in a rare joint statement, “we are right here. And we don’t need any old-timey costumes and donkey carts.”
Kim Kardashian has reportedly signed up for intensive lessons with a classically trained pianist It was a complete misunderstanding. She totally heard wrong when the classes were offered but was too polite to cancel.
Celebrity Math Question: If tickets to The Grateful Dead’s farewell concert are selling for six-figure sums and Will Smith’s new movie Focus only made $19 million in its opening weekend while Cee-Lo Green has completed 79 hours of community service, what did Justin Bieber get for his 21st birthday? Answer: The fantastic pieces of news that additions to the Sharknado 3 cast include Mark Cuban, Anne Coulter and Jerry Springer and that 50 Cent is planning to bet $1.6 million on Floyd Mayweather.
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