IN TOUCH

Cover: Don’t read the cover story, it will only depress you. The headline, though: “Prison for Duggars.” If that isn’t a title for a surefire reality-show concept, I’ve never seen one. Theme song writes itself: “It’s not for arsonists or muggers/ A whole clan’s locked up in the Prison for Duggars/ Crowded and sad and the decor is grim/ It’s like home-schooling with a better gym.” The knife’s edge: In Touch has the insider stuff on who’s had plastic surgery. Would you believe Victoria Beckham, Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Aniston? Oh, you would? Oh yeah, that’s right — we have eyes. If we want to put them to better use, the Sudoku’s on page 66. Who cares dept.: Meghan Trainor is proud. Garnet Fraser