LIFE & STYLE

Cover: Facts be damned! Life & Style says Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got married back in June, so never mind those TMZ photos of telltale guests arriving at their house last week — don’t you invite a clergyman to your birthday parties? The mag adds she “finally becomes a mom,” by which it means to say “starts the long process of adoption paperwork.” For more on this story, save the mag’s $3.49 cover price and just make stuff up yourself. Divided country, part I: Miranda Lambert left estranged hubby Blake Shelton’s belongings on the front porch of their Oklahoma house — where, if you believe the other mags, it has likely been seen by a number of visiting musicians, ahem.