SOME OF WAY_FAIRER’S HIGHEST-RATED COMMENTS:

Responding to the question:

“What was your biggest, ‘s---, my parents were right’ moment?

“My dad always told me not to be in a rush to grow up. I wanted to be 16 so I could drive, 18 so I could go on those porn websites, 21 so I could go to the bars — now I’m 30 and I wish I was 12.” “You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.”

Responding to the question:

“What is the best quote you have ever seen, read and/or heard?”

“‘Keep Cool, Never Freeze.’ — bottle of mayonnaise.”

Commenting on a thread about dads dragged along to One Direction concerts:

“So much love in their hearts. So much sh---y music in their ears.”

Commenting on a thread about relationships:

“If you get fat enough you will attract every woman in the world. That’s how gravity works.”