CITATION PLEASE
Who said what this week
“I’m not a constitutional scholar, so I can’t necessarily say, but are you eligible to run if you are a man-baby?”
Former Daily Show host Jon Stewart weighs in on Donald Trump’s presidential hopes, noting he has the physical countenance of a man but the temperament and hands of a baby
“We’ve some leaders of some fantastically corrupt countries coming to Britain. Nigeria and Afghanistan, possibly the two most corrupt countries in the world.”
British Prime Minister David
Cameron, caught on video dissing some of the guests at a global anti-corruption summit in London
“I took down the ‘Me Too’ video because they photoshopped the crap out of me. And I’m so sick of it . . .”
Singer Meghan Trainor yanks a music video in which her waist had been digitally altered to appear slimmer
“It’s a bit like saying: ‘We’re holding the Games in Fukushima. Protect yourself. Wear a lead suit. It will all be fine.’ ”
University of Ottawa professor
Amir Attaran pushes for the Rio Olympics to be postponed or moved because of the Zika epidemic
“I just don’t have any material. I don’t have anything really to draw on. But I wouldn’t hesitate if I had a good story.”
Woody Allen, asked if he’d consider making a film about a romance between an older woman and younger man, rather than the inverse
“O Canada, we stand on guard for theeeeeeee. Thank you. Fort McMurray, love you guys.”