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Who said what this week

“I mean, if this is a conspiracy, wow, it’s really well-organized by People.” Fox anchor Megyn Kelly on the magazine featuring six people who corroborate Natasha Stoynoff’s account of being sexually assaulted by Donald Trump

“I, of course, know how important the fans are to the success of our sport and I personally love the interaction with fans in the many different cities throughout the world on the tennis circuit.” Tennis bad boy Nick Kyrgios, apologetic days after a match in Shanghai in which he berated jeering fans, saying “I didn’t ask you to come watch”

“The name is actually going to be preserved on one of the submersibles which are going to be operating from the research ship when it’s built. So there will be a . . . Boatface or Boaty, or something of that sort.” Sir David Attenborough at a keellaying ceremony for the RRS Sir David Attenborough, a polar research vessel originally known as Boaty McBoatface after the name topped an online vote

“My family has given up on the beard. My son thinks it’s creepy.”

David Letterman quoted in the New York Times about his post-Late Show hirsute life

“There are things he’s said on the bench where if I had a baseball bat, I might have used it.” U.S. Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor on her differences with the late Antonin Scalia at a Q-and-A at the University of Minnesota

“Honestly, there wasn’t a lot of room for advancement in my last job. The only one with a more powerful position was my wife.”

Barack Obama to Stephen Colbert in a mock interview prepping the president for his future job search