> THINGS I LEARNED FROM MIKE MYERS’ CANADA

Paul McCartney wears an Ontario Provincial Police patch for the 1967 Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album.

Maple Leafs is grammatically correct because it is the plural of a name, not a unit of foliage.

Canadians say been as “bean” vs. Americans, who pronounce it “bin.”

A “Scarborough suitcase” was a 12-pack of beer with a cardboard handle.

A beer belly can be called “Molson muscle.”