LIFE & STYLE

Cover: A joint statement once said that Brad and Angelina Jolie “are committed to act as a united front,” against … who? The various nations who might try to reclaim their kids? Now the mag says she’s losing custody to him and having six more kids is just too much paperwork at her age. Go, go, Gomez: Life & Style warns Selena Gomez off from Toronto’s own The Weeknd, noting she’s just out of rehab and he concedes that, even as a teenager, he was abusing “ketamine, cocaine, MDMA, mushrooms and cough syrup.” In fairness to him, have you ever had a really, really bad cough?