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You say tomato, he says 20 tomatoes “I put ketchup on my ketchup.” MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

The secret ingredient is probably wine “I cook fat-girl meals . . . he can handle it.” KHLOE KARDASHIAN, on boyfriend Tristan Thompson

He swears to it “In my experience, no one with a big inauguration needs to say they have a big inauguration.” MICHELLE WOLF

Minor exaggerations “I have an almost-2-year-old. I know what lying looks like now.” JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE