Oscar gala event

The Academy Awards telecast is, typically, long on celebrity and glamour and short on surprises. This year will feature the same sorts of speeches from winners (and perhaps a bit more vinegar than usual from the host, Jimmy Kimmel).

But there’s one possible wild card: Donald Trump. He’s not invited, but Hollywood is nearly unanimous in its horror about the new U.S. President — so much so, that denouncing him just might overwhelm the usual sentiments.

So here are two bingo cards for you and a friend to use to keep track. One’s just Trumpian moments, one’s everything else. Have fun; the night might feel even longer than usual.