How does Gong Show reboot stack up?
Bizarro ’70s throwback returns to TV with wild acts and a wisecracking host
Long before America’s Got Talent, America had the bizarro talent of The Gong Show.
That ’70s show, hosted by creator Chuck Barris, celebrated the quirky and outlandish from a singer dressed as a penguin to the Unknown Comic, who told jokes with a paper bag over his head.
And at least a few times during each episode, some honest-to-goodness talents took the stage. Acts had roughly 90 seconds to make an impression on the celebrity judges without getting gonged.
Now the gong’s all here again as ABC brings the show back for a summer run, which begins Thursday at 10 p.m. on City. So how different is the bright and shiny new Gong from its predecessor?
The hosts Then: Affable goofball Barris revelled in introducing each act with zingy one-liners and he sometimes sang — badly. On the final episode, his performance of “Take This Job and Shove It” got gonged by Jamie Farr. Now: A totally unrecognizable Mike Myers takes on hosting duties in the persona of “British comedic legend” Tommy Maitland, whose catchphrase is “Who’s a cheeky monkey?” His commentary on each act is deliciously droll: After the Sensei, an overweight and under-talented dancer in a karate outfit, performs; Maitland remarks, “I can’t tell whether you’re more influenced by Bruce Lee or Sara Lee.”
The judges Then: The panel usually consisted of B-listers such as Jo Anne Worley, Gene Rayburn, Arte Johnson and the most frequent gongers: Farr and vocalist Jaye P. Morgan. Now: Pretty much anyone who was ever on Saturday Night Live or in the Hangover movies. Will Arnett (an ex- ecutive producer), Ken Jeong and Zach Galifianakis do the gonging on Thursday’s premiere and let’s just say they’re not always in agreement. The judges also become part of the act by Married With Bananas, a husband-wife duo with odd a-peel: they catch banana pieces in their mouths.
The talent Then: Several contestants went on to have post- Gong Show success. Cheryl Lynn, who sang “You Are So Beautiful” on a 1976 show, had the top 10 hit “Got to Be Real” two years later.
Using the pseudonym Sharon Shamus, actress Mare Winningham wowed the judges singing “Here, There and Everywhere” in 1978.
And Michael Winslow of Police Academy fame showed off his skills as a fast talker and won in 1976. Now: The acts are still outrageous (gorilla-costumed the Unipiper plays bagpipes on a unicycle), but jump-rope master Buddy Lee is the real deal.
The prizes Then: The act with the highest score received a cheque for $516.32 and a
The acts are still outrageous, but jump-rope master Buddy Lee is the real deal
trophy that resembled a gong, and each Friday the “Most Outrageous Act of the Week” would also get a cheque plus a dirty tube sock. Now: The champ still gets a trophy, but the prize has been upped to $2,000.17. After adjusting for inflation, the amount is actually $220.58 less than winners received in 1976 when the show debuted. That deserves a gong.