STAR

Cover: Star has the Affleck-friendly side (very much in love, bought her a $40,000 ring, does right by his kids) and adds that the couple I now dub Afflookus communicated in secret to “arrange meet-ups at hotels in New York and Canada.” I wish we had more information about the Canadian location, but I’m pretty sure it’s the Belleville Travelodge. Right off the highway and a mini-fridge right in the room. What more could lovers need? The parent trap: The surrogate mother for Kim and Kanye will reportedly be surrounded by a security detail and basically placed under house arrest. A well-meaning person ends up the captive of Kanye West! I think we have Jordan Peele’s followup to Get Out right here.