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Cover: Carrie Underwood and NHLer husband Mike Fisher are not yet ready to face off in divorce court, but OK! says that’s where it’s headed, and further states that Fisher should’ve shown up with her at the CMT Awards in June ... while his team was in the middle of the Stanley Cup Final. So OK!’s hockey coverage is no better than The Hockey News’ writeups of The Bachelorette. It’s too late, baby: At age 53, Courteney Cox is “considering seeing a fertility specialist” about having a child. Why not see a water witch or a Bigfoot hunter? They’d be as much help. Why doesn’t she just ask Kanye to kidnap another lady for her? Garnet Fraser