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Who said what this week

“@RyanLizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017. People know. And he is up at night not being able to live with himself.”

Former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci blames his job loss on Ryan Lizza by comparing the writer to the woman who recorded Monica Lewinsky’s phone calls in the Bill Clinton sex scandal

“Sound dialogue is not possible with such a guy bereft of reason.”

Gen. Kim Rak Gyom, North Korea’s head of strategic forces, referring to President Donald Trump, and not his own leader

“It really feels like they’ve betrayed me in some way. The whole point of my memo was to improve Google and Google’s culture, and they just punished me and shamed me for doing it.”

Former Google engineer James Damore on being fired after his controversial manifesto — linking the gender gap between men and women in technology to biological differences — went viral

“#TrumpChicken on White House lawn is NOT EVEN REAL! Look closely at the pics & you can see wires holding it up! It’s a FAKE CHICKEN! Sad!”

A Donald Trump parody Twitter account reacting to a giant inflatable chicken, resembling a certain president, outside the White House gates

“He’s going to be around for a long time. He’s coup-proof.”

Lt.-Gen. Frederick B. Hodges, head of the U.S. army forces in Europe, on Russian President Vladimir Putin

“It was a definite grab. A very long grab”

Singer Taylor Swift testifies in a civil suit against a former radio DJ she claims reached up her skirt and groped her in 2013