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Who said what this week

“(The troops) are sleeping on the best Tempur-Pedic mattresses that are on the market. And I’ll tell you what — those are some happy soldiers.”

Dave Marchione, an employee of Gallery Furniture in Texas, which opened its showroom to the National Guard and hurricane Harvey evacuees.

“He has to get a Gold Glove at some point.”

Blue Jay pitcher Marcus Stroman, still marvelling over centre-fielder Kevin Pillar after his spectacular diving catch against the Red Sox.

“I’ve written 30, 31 books and I would like to do something else.”

Canadian novelist David Adams Richards on being appointed to the Senate.

“In Melania’s defence, she lives in a permanent disaster zone and that’s what she always wears.”

The Daily Show’s Trevor Noah calling on critics to cut the first lady some slack for travelling to storm-ravaged Texas in stilettos.

“Never mind. Once I’m dead, market forces will take over, and I will doubtless be tortured in Hell for living in the wrong place.”

Author Margaret Atwood during a Twitter pile-on over her opposition to a midrise condo in her neighbourhood.

“I still call Sky Dome the Sky Dome, soooo this is gonna take a minute.”

Toronto rapper Kardinal Offishall tweeting after news that the Air Canada Centre will be renamed Scotiabank Arena.