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Who said what this week

“When we are with God, there are no borders. Man made borders on this earth.”

Rita Ruiz de Guillen, mother of Harvey victim and DACA recipient Alonso Guillen.

“He is not my bride, neither am I his bride or groom.”

Russian President Vladimir Putin on whether he’s “disappointed” with U.S. President Donald Trump.

“We’ve caught them peeing in the swimming pool. Neymar peed from the diving board. We can’t accept this.”

Javier Tebas, president of Spain’s La Liga, on alleged financial violations by Paris Saint-Germain and its new soccer superstar.

“Knowing our wonderful team as I do, I suspect there will be little wine left in the cellar when we all emerge.”

Billionaire Sir Richard Branson on riding out hurricane Irma at home on Necker, his private Caribbean island.

“Melissa McCarthy’s depiction of his press briefing performances earned him a spot in Saturday Night Live lore. But it was his role as the architect of the Republican National Committee’s PR strategy that earned him a reputation as one of the party’s most effective . . . communicators.”

Sean Spicer’s bio for Worldwide Speakers Group after it was revealed the former White House press secretary has a new gig.

“I see the irony of making an apology in a ball gown.”

Louise Linton, wife of U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, trying to make amends, in a Washington society magazine, over her previous wealth-flaunting Instagram posts.