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Cover: Katie Holmes is getting a lot of hang-up phone calls. She suspects it’s Scientologists, trying to ruin her life at Tom Cruise’s behest; I suspect it’s casting directors offering her work and then coming to their senses, remembering they actually meant to call Kate Winslet. Taking a powder: Buried in the back is the actual cover story, wherein stars’ ex-bodyguards tell secrets, notably one who says he scored cocaine on behalf of Chris Evans and John Mayer. It comes about 20 pages after the pic of Cindy Crawford’s daughter touching a balloon. Garnet Fraser