LIFE & STYLE

Cover: Sandra Bullock was not, in fact, DUMPED AT THE ALTAR as Life & Style screams. But she stood next to her man for two seconds without smiling. She apparently joked that they’re like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. She’s the Kurt in this equation and this dude (Brad? Bryan? Bort? Who can remember!) is no Goldie Hawn! Oscar buzzkill: J-Law warned pal Emma Stone away from Justin Theroux because he tried to mansplain acting to them. This is why I advocate carrying your Oscars at all times!