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Cover: Kate is praised for her parenting in this glowing article about how she declared she would take six months off after Louis’ birth. She even dismisses the nanny to look after the kids herself. I like to imagine the Queen reading this article and sniffing “I guess, if one wants to spend time with one’s children.” Clooney clause: OK says Amal is meeting with divorce lawyers because George refuses to have more babies. The article claims he “lured her” with promises of a large family, then demured. An Oxford educated human rights lawyer fooled by the guy in Nespresso ads? I dunno...