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Just tell her that’s not her bag, baby

“It’s in my closet now, and she actually saw it and she stole it back, so we’re already fighting over bags.” KIM KARDASHIAN, on her daughter North, 5, receiving a designer purse

Patience, Betty Cooper. In time, you too can dress up like the pope

“I felt like the smallest fish in the biggest pond. It made me see how far I had left to go.” LILI REINHART, on her first Met Gala appearance

You took up residence in the low spot and bought a house in the valley

“I think in the back of our minds, that we both kind of thought this is a rebound deal because we’re both coming out of a low spot in our lives.” BLAKE SHELTON, on getting together with Gwen Stefani

Yeah! Us 31-year-olds gotta stick together!

“Thirty years old is not the cap, and then you have to hide yourself and not go dancing anymore.” HEIDI KLUM, urging women to have fun at any age