CITATION PLEASE

Who said what this week

“Were people bumper-hitching in the ’70s? Absolutely. People have been winning Darwin Awards for decades.”

TTC spokesperson Brad Ross, decrying a recent — but not original — stunt in which a man was seen “surfing” on top of a Toronto bus

“It’s beyond me why either party in this case would have an interest in having all of this done publicly.”

Judge Michael Katz on the divorce between former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani and Judith Nathan; testimony revealed the couple’s $230,000-plus monthly budget and Giuliani’s recent purchase of $7,000 in pens

“We need more weed!”

Trevor Tobin, who teamed up with his mother to open a marijuana retailer called High North in Labrador City, N.L., but had to close temporarily because of Canada’s widespread shortage of legal pot

“It means so much to me, Dad, that you’re here today. Thank you for your advice, inspiration and, I’ll say it simply, with all my heart: I’m so proud to be your son.”

Actor Michael Douglas, receiving his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and thanking his father, Kirk, who attended the ceremony in a wheelchair at age 101

“It confirms that our ancestors worked very hard, in very difficult conditions. It’s something important, that reminds us we’ve been here for

400 years.”

Quebec Premier François Legault, on the discovery by archeologists in Quebec City of wood fortifications built in 1693 to protect what was then New France