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Who said what this week

“When he said that, Oh my gosh, I perked up. My father almost passed out.”

Jason Allen Grant, a student at Atlanta’s Morehouse College with loan debts of $45,000, on hearing that billionaire Robert F. Smith had just pledged to pay off his whole class’s student loans.

“It was all wonderful because we were 20 and in love.”

Bobbi Ercoline, on what it was like being at Woodstock in 1969. She and her husband are the iconic couple on the 1970 album cover of

Woodstock and are going back for the 50th anniversary celebrations.

“We are desperate to have a small piece of Peter that might live on and continue to spread the joy and happiness that Peter brought to all of our lives.”

Yongmin and Monica Zhu, who sought permission to use the frozen sperm of their 21-year-old son to create a child after the son’s death. A New York court ruled in their favour this week.

“I’ve never been directed before … except Pierre tried. But he didn’t succeed, did he?”

Margaret Trudeau, telling the Montreal Gazette about her one-woman autobiographical show at Just for Laughs in July.

“She is solitary now. Walruses are extremely social animals, especially the females. Smooshi needs to be moved for her welfare.”

Protester Melissa Hayward, worrying about Marineland’s remaining walrus, after the death of an 18year-old walrus named Apollo.

“An Oreo?”

U.S. Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson, being questioned in committee about the meaning of the acronym REO (which stands for realestate owned).