CITATION PLEASE

Who said what this week

“I would be a little peeved if there were vaginas on a stick, even if it is an invitation to encourage and educate people about cunnilingus.”

Lauren Bialystok, University of Toronto associate professor of ethics and education, reacting to Members Only, Toronto’s new home of penis-shaped waffles

“I never really invested in a whole bunch of security. Obviously, we have good security now.”

Greenview Aviaries co-owner Brian Daly, after his zoo in Morpeth, Ont., was robbed of two parrots, two cockatoos, a lemur and a squirrel monkey.

“The irony is that the clinic is closed and everything that could possibly be needed to save a life is beyond those doors, but the doors are locked and unmanned.”

Dennis Anderson of remote Leaf Rapids, Man., where the lone health centre has been closed due to COVID-driven staff shortages.

“I think right now it’s a question of fairness for the 90 per cent of the population who made some sacrifices. I think we owe them this kind of measure.”

Quebec Premier François Legault, defending his idea of financially penalizing the unvaccinated.

“What a moron, Jesus Christ.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci, chief medical adviser to U.S. President Joe Biden, after questioning about his personal finances by Senator Roger Marshall.

“His legacy will live on for decades to come, in the lives he has helped to save through his incredible work detecting landmines in Cambodia.”

Rebecca Buckingham, awards manager for the People’s Dispensary for Sick Animals, on the peaceful passing of Magawa, a rat who spent years sniffing out mines and found more than 100.