Who said what this week

“F- off is my very diplomatic reply to you. The only outcome is that now no Ukrainian will EVER buy your f…ing tesla crap. So good luck to you.” UKRAINE’S OUTGOING AMBASSADOR TO GERMANY, ANDRIJ MELNYK, RESPONDS TO E LON MUSK’S TWEETE D OPINIONS ON RUSSIA’S I NVASION OF UKRAINE.

“Good question. I haven’t thought about it.”

CORY YOUMANS AFTER CATCHING AARON J UDGE’S AL RECORD- BREAKI NG 62ND HOME RUN ON WHAT HE PLANS TO DO WITH THE JACKPOT CATCH. S O FAR HE’S BEEN OFFERED $ 2 MILLION F ROM A MEMORABILIA COMPANY.

“I’m still not entirely positive that it’s real, but it’s getting realer by the minute.”

AN “ABSOLUTELY STUNNED” U. S . S CI E NTIST CAROLYN R. BERTOZZI AFTER J OINING TWO OTHERS TO WIN THE NOBEL PRI ZE I N CHEMISTRY F OR ADVANCEMENTS I N MEDICINE.

“They concocted a plan for armed rebellion to shatter a bedrock of American democracy.”

ASSISTANT U.S. ATTORNEY JEFFREY NESTLER’S OPENING STATEMENT IN THE SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY TRIAL AGAINST OATH KEEPERS FOUNDER STEWART RHODES AND F OUR OTHERS. THEY FACE POSSIBLE 20 YEARS IN JAIL FOR THEIR PART IN THE JAN .6 INSURRECTION.

“The first thing I saw was an airplane wheel sitting at the end of our bed.”

MINNESOTA RESIDENT JASON HOFFMAN WHO WAS AWAKENED BY A PLANE CRASHING I NTO HIS HOUSE. “I have to tell you, I felt fairly safe going into this, but when the glass blew out and started shattering inside … I realized this was a problem.” PHOTOGRAPHER AND S ANIBEL ISLAND RESIDENT CHUCK LARS EN WHO STAYED BEHIND TO RECORD THE WRATH OF HURRICANE I AN.

“Please don’t go on strike, don’t force my hand.”

PREMIER DOUG FORD’S PLEA TO TEACHERS AND S UPPORT STAFF UNIONS NOW I N THE MIDDLE PROTRACTED BARGAINING.