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The Late Show

Stephen Col­bert

Here’s a lit­tle story about love and ro­mance in the spirit realm. In Eng­land, a woman claims to have had sex with 20 dif­fer­ent ghosts. That’s nuts. I mean we all had sex with one ghost in col­lege, but 20? That’s not ex­per­i­ment­ing any­more. That’s a life­style.

Tonight Show

Jimmy Fal­lon

Thank you, Bit­coin, for turn­ing 10 years old this week, which is the ex­act amount of time it takes for some­one to ex­plain to me what the hell Bit­coin is.

The Late Late Show

James Cor­den

Pres­i­dent Trump gave an in­ter­view to ABC News yes­ter­day and in that in­ter­view he was asked if he has ful­filled his elec­tion prom­ise of be­ing truth­ful, and he re­sponded by say­ing, “When I can, I tell the truth.” It’s good to have goals.

Kim­mel Live

Jimmy Kim­mel

An­other high-pro­file record­ing artist has asked Trump to stop us­ing their mu­sic. Phar­rell Wil­liams sent the pres­i­dent a cease and de­sist let­ter be­cause ... they played his song Happy at a rally the day of the syn­a­gogue shoot­ing ... Phar­rell isn’t the first mu­si­cian to do this. Adele, Neil Young, R.E.M., the Rolling Stones and Steven

Tyler have all sent cease and de­sist let­ters to the pres­i­dent. Now, the pres­i­dent doesn’t even have Kanye any­more ... fi­nally the voices in his head are start­ing to talk sense. If there any black celebri­ties out there that would like to be the pres­i­dent’s only African-Amer­i­can sup­porter, that po­si­tion is of­fi­cially now open.

Late Night

Seth Mey­ers

Fol­low­ing re­ports that Hil­lary Clin­ton is con­sid­er­ing an­other pres­i­den­tial run, her ad­vis­ers de­nied the claim, say­ing, “She’s more likely to win Power­ball.” Of course, even if she did win Power­ball, they’d prob­a­bly give the money to some­one who only got five num­bers.

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