Vancouver Sun

Smooth talkers make their pitch

Salesmen fi ne- tune the art of sealing a deal at the fair

- BY MIKE HAGER

The Internet may offer a quick and convenient — if impersonal — way to shop, but the energetic pitchmen at the Pacific National Exhibition’s Marketplac­e will tell you nothing beats trying before buying.

This year, more than 200 vendors have purchased booths in the cavernous Forum building, nestled inconspicu­ously in the southwest corner of the fairground­s.

They hawk everything from sculptures cut from Zimbabwean stone, to bladeless fans, invisible bras and computeriz­ed analyses of your gait . The biggest crowds seem to gather around sellers like 68- year- old Gordon Edward Rundle.

The burly salesman bellows at passersby from atop his mock- kitchen stage, where he demonstrat­es the superiorit­y of the tiny Kleva knife sharpeners he sells.

The Toronto native first started pitching T- Fal cookware at the PNE 39 years ago for his older brother, Ron Rundle, the now- deceased silvertong­ued salesman who was the main subject of the 1985 documentar­y Pitchmen.

Over the years the surviving Rundle has made money from Ginsu knives, magic pens and sticky rollers. “You name it we’ve pretty much gone through it,” he says.

“There’s no books that teach you how to do this and the people that taught me used to sell stuff years ago that didn’t work,” Rundle continues. “They were truly characters back when my brother was alive.”

In the past, pitchmen would use tricks to dupe consumers into buying less- than- useful gadgets, but Rundle stands by his knife sharpener, specialize­d hose nozzle and ratcheted garden loppers and offers lifetime warranties for all three. And of course, minus those pesky shipping and handling costs, he claims his PNE prices are a serious bargain.

“We service what we sell, we got a better return policy than Walmart,” Rundle says as he sits down to handle the cash while his son, Paul, mans the demonstrat­ion booth. “At least we’re still in business. Eaton’s and Woodward’s are broke!”

Rundle rented three booths this year, one for each product he pushes through his company, GR Distributo­rs Inc. He’s downsized from a decade ago, when he used to rent about 10, because he was sick of the workplace drama inherent in managing so many people. But he’s still addicted to “the excitement of when it’s really busy” and gets “hyped up by the money,” so he travels the country with his son Paul and another salesman, Dave Archambaul­t, year- round. They do the exhibition circuit in the summer, Christmas fairs in the winter and home, garden and boat shows the rest of the year.

Across the aisle, Archambaul­t, a self- professed PNE legend, shows a crowd of arthritic greenthumb­s how his ratcheted pruners and loppers can improve their gardening. Archambaul­t, 58, grew up in Winnipeg and began working in fairs when he was 16 years old, about the same time he got the rose tattoo on his forearm with the word “MOM” inked across it.

He’s been on the road ever since, selling various products across Canada, but has been moving the pruners for Rundle the past 20 years.

“It’s a whole different way of life,” he says with a wink. “You put in a lot of hours and if you’re married and you’re both not in the business, it’s very hard.”

Luckily for Archambaul­t, his wife Sonia is across the building giving massages — for a fee. She comes to many of the roughly 30 fairs her husband visits across Canada each year. Two of their children are now pitching and the Archambaul­ts’ young grandchild­ren can often be found on the fairground­s, making theirs a three- generation carnival family.

Archambaul­t is reluctant to discuss just how good his margins are, but back in 1990 he told The Sun that a stall at the PNE “is like a blue- chip stock” for vendors.

“This is a good location and I feel honoured to be able to carry out a tradition,” he said back then. “A fair without pitch booths is like a fair without candy floss.”

 ?? JASON PAYNE/ PNG ?? David Archambaul­t demonstrat­es a ratchet pruner at the PNE Marketplac­e.
JASON PAYNE/ PNG David Archambaul­t demonstrat­es a ratchet pruner at the PNE Marketplac­e.
 ?? JASON PAYNE/ PNG ?? Paul ( left) and Gord Rundle show how to slice a tomato with a razor- sharp knife they sharpened with their Kleva Sharp knife sharpener, which they sell at the PNE Marketplac­e.
JASON PAYNE/ PNG Paul ( left) and Gord Rundle show how to slice a tomato with a razor- sharp knife they sharpened with their Kleva Sharp knife sharpener, which they sell at the PNE Marketplac­e.

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