DON’T QUOTE ME

THEME Not So Smart...

Rearrange the words below to complete the quotes.

CABBAGE FAMILIAR HEAD LARGE MAN’S VEGETABLE WISE

“_______: a __________ kitchen-garden __________ about as _______ and ____ as a _______ ____.” - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) U.S. journalist and writer

AVERAGE HALF HOW PERSON REALIZE STUPIDER THAT THINK

“_______ ____ stupid the _______ _______ is, and _______ that ____ of them are __________ than ____.” - George Carlin (1937-2008) U.S. actor and comedian