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Apparently, nostalgia IS what it used to be. That’s why remakes, rewinds and reinventio­ns are trending at the multiplex. Here are some of the remakes you may or may not care about over the next two years, writes Bob Thompson, understand­ing that release da

- bthompson@postmedia.com

B AY WAT C H (NOW IN THEATRES)

Then: The cornball giggle and jiggle TV show featured David Hasselhoff and sand bunny Pamela Anderson who played California beach lifeguards dedicated to saving swimmers and solving crimes.

Now: Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron lead the way. They are often shirtless, mostly bickering, as they attempt to decipher the at-the-beach puzzle of drugs and dead bodies in what amounts to a raunchy parody.

THE MUMMY (JUNE 9)

Then: The first in a series of many monster movies kicked off in 1932 with Boris Karloff as the original wrapper.

Now: Tom Cruise gets to exercise his running and jumping talents as the dude who confronts a mighty mean ancient spirit capable of global infiltrati­on. Joining the fray is Russell Crowe’s Dr. Jekyll, who might be harbouring Mr. Hyde.

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (JULY 7)

Then: Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield took turns doing their best high school webslinger impersonat­ions with varying degrees of success in a bunch of films.

Now: Tom Holland is the latest Spidey, who had a fitting, and favourable, introducti­on with a co-starring hello in Captain America: Civil War. Matching that inaugurati­on in a full-length feature will be the challenge.

FLATLINERS (SEPT. 29)

Then: Brat Pack medical students personally investigat­e near-death experience­s, but the consequenc­es get freaky.

Now: Diego Luna and Ellen Page are just a few of the wannabe doctors who almost take it to the dead-zone limit. Original cast member Kiefer Sutherland’s back, but Julia Roberts must’ve been otherwise engaged.

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (NOV. 10)

Then: A 1974 film defining Agatha Christie’s murder-mystery features a solid cast and Albert Finney as Hercules Poirot.

Now: Director Kenneth Branagh takes on the Poirot part opposite an updated all-star ensemble that includes Judi Dench, so there is hope.

JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE (DEC. 22)

Then: Robin Williams had fun in the fantasy adventure about a board game that comes to life with perilous results.

Now: Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart reteam for the comedy action flick. But this time a video game provides the backdrop. Welcome to the 21st century.

THE SIX BILLION DOLLAR MAN (DEC. 22)

Then: The Six Million Dollar Man’s Steve Austin (Lee Majors), counted as the 1970s bionic crime-fighting TV superhero.

Now: Filmmaker Peter Berg and headliner Mark Wahlberg update the cyborg story for the new millennial crowd who probably wouldn’t blink at the six-billiondol­lar price tag.

TOMB RAIDER (MARCH 16, 2018)

Then: Angelina Jolie brought to cinematic life the video game adventures­s Lara Croft.

Now: Alicia Vikander will attempt the same, minus some upfront display.

SCARFACE (AUG. 10, 2018)

Then: Scenery-chewing Al Pacino was the Cuban immigrant who ran the Miami cocaine criminal world with exaggerate­d results.

Now: Say hello to the Coen Brothers, who apply their peculiar screenplay spin to the crime yarn with Diego Luna playing the title character.

A STAR IS BORN (SEPT. 28, 2018)

Then: A cautionary tale of fame and misfortune misfired first with James Mason and Judy Garland and then with Kris Kristoffer­son and Barbra Streisand. Both couples revealed everything but chemistry.

Now: Director Bradley Cooper directs himself for the first time opposite Lady Gaga, who makes her major movie debut. What could go wrong?

MULAN (NOV. 2, 2018)

Then: In the Disney animation, based on a Chinese legend, Mulan secretly replaces her father as a conscript to fight in a war against the Huns.

Now: New Zealand director Niki Caro might be braver than Mulan to take on the live-action version.

MARY POPPINS RETURNS (DEC. 25, 2018)

Then: Familiar to multiple generation­s, the musical showcases Julie Andrews as the mystical, magical nanny trying to get things right for a rich but dysfunctio­nal London family.

Now: Boldly, Emily Blunt takes on the role of the iconic caregiver when the grown-up kids have kids and need help.

 ?? UNIVERSAL PICTURES ?? Tom Cruise, who has made millions from the Mission: Impossible movie franchise, and Annabelle Wallis star in the latest remake of The Mummy.
UNIVERSAL PICTURES Tom Cruise, who has made millions from the Mission: Impossible movie franchise, and Annabelle Wallis star in the latest remake of The Mummy.
 ?? SONY PICTURES ?? Tom Holland gets a full-length chance to show what he can do in Spider-Man: Homecoming.
SONY PICTURES Tom Holland gets a full-length chance to show what he can do in Spider-Man: Homecoming.

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