Baby, there’s the door …
With everyone banning Baby, It’s Cold Outside, I sat down with my band of big guys Muchos Kilos to pen a new song all radio stations can be proud to play. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here are the lyrics to Baby, There’s The Door …
I really can’t stay, you don’t have to say anymore.
I’ve got to go away, hey look I opened the door.
Say what’s in this drink, just water and ice I think.
Why don’t we kiss, I’m trying to respect your every wish.
I’m telling you no no no, that’s why I’m not moving closer.
You sure you’re good if I do not stay, yup the Uber is on it’s way.
Well I gotta go, whatever you think’s best.
Baby, There’s The Door.
PLEASE BE MINDFUL
I ran into Keith Macpherson up in Gimli over the summer and the well-known Manitoba musician told me he was coming out with a book. Well it’s out now. It’s called Making
Sense Of Mindfulness. First of all, what’s mindfulness? Keith says it’s the practise of paying attention in the present moment to yourself and others with kindness. It sounds simple but we don’t do it enough, do we? Stop beating yourself up and instead build yourself up. Good luck with the book Keith! It’s great to see your inner dream come true.
I LOVE DOGS!
And because I love dogs so much, I’m always having other dog lovers on my radio show.
Nancy Duykers joined me this week after taking in a dog that was shot in the leg in Northern Manitoba. Soon after getting Sheba, Nancy noticed she was gaining a lot of weight. Yup, she was pregnant! Nancy continued to nurse Sheba back to health and she cared for cared for all 11 puppies too! Mom and babies are no longer with Nancy, they’re in the process of being adopted out now. Way to go Nancy! And good luck to Sheba and her pups ...
HEALTH FOOD BABY NAMES
It’s almost the end of the year so here come all the lists. Apparently, 2018 was a big year for health food baby names. Avocado-loving Millennials are naming their kids after their favourite foods. Kiwi is at the top of
the list. Followed by Kale, Maple, Saffron, Rosemary and Sage.
We’ll end this week with a short list of stuff overheard At Santa’s workshop:
“It seems like all we make now is iphones.”
“Rumour has it they’re going to start outsourcing a lot of this.”
“You realize global warming will have us underwater soon.”
“I hear we’ll be working for Jeff Bezos next year.”
“Stop making lawn darts, they’re not legal anymore.”
KIWI SAFFRON MAPLE (SYRUP)
SHEBA & FAMILY
Maybe Will Ferrell and Zoey Deschanel will have to try Hal’s lyrics in the Elf remake.