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THIS WAY UP

RECENT PEAKS AND VALLEYS IN THE JOURNEY

- By Mike Crisolago

This Way Up Peaks and valleys in the journey. Plus music, movies and books

Minnesota woman, 92, melts hearts by serving as flower girl at her granddaugh­ter’s wedding “Not my heart,” retorted the bride’s disgruntle­d four-year-old niece, who just knows she’d have looked cuter in that dress.

Well, this explains all the Mars bar wrappers and Victoria’s Secret bags at Grandma’s house Separate studies show that both chocolate and regular sex can improve cognitive function in older adults.

Proteins from umbilical cords may offer boost to cognitive function in older adults “We’re good,” say amorous seniors clutching Mars bars.

Justin Bieber, 23, gets aspiration­al age-themed tattoo that reads “Better at 70” Which is similar to one Keith Richards, 73, got, which reads “Can’t remember anything before 70.”

On second try, John Oldring, 64, a retired Alberta cabinet minister, becomes one of the oldest Canucks to climb Mount Everest “Higher at 64” tattoo to follow. “It runs in my family. You may have heard of my uncle, Benjamin Button” 42-year-old Taiwanese designer Lure Hsu goes viral because she looks no older than a teenager. “Ma’am, I don’t know what you think the seventh inning stretch is...” Senior dubbed “the rally granny” flashes the Jumbotron at Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game.

But it’s still less fattening than regular soda, right? People who drink too much diet soda could be at greater risk for dementia and stroke.

Method actor Daniel Day-Lewis, 60, retires Or he’s getting into character to play a retiree. No one really knows.

 ??  ?? Daniel Day-Lewis in his breakout performanc­e as Johnny, a gay laundromat worker in the 1985 film My Beautiful Laundrette
Daniel Day-Lewis in his breakout performanc­e as Johnny, a gay laundromat worker in the 1985 film My Beautiful Laundrette

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