Funnies

“I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.” —Steven Wright

“Canadians can easily pass for American as long as we don’t accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.” —Douglas Coupland

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.” —Paulo Coelho

A couple arrive in Phoenix dressed in boots, parka, scarf and mittens. Intrigued by their dress, an American woman walks over and asks, “Excuse me, I’ve noticed the way you’re dressed and I wondered where you’re from?” They reply, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The American woman returns to her husband, who asks, “So, where are they from?” She replies, “I don’t know. They don’t speak English.”