Hu­mor in Ro­mance

爱情幽默

Special Focus - - Contents - A Ke 阿珂

It needs a proper strat­egy to pick up a good man. Be­fore you’ve learnt the se­cret, you just need to be able to say “no.”

Don’t as­sume that men like skinny girls. Men like girls that are slen­der over- all, but volup­tuous in parts.

Be­fore get­ting mar­ried you need to have a phys­i­cal ex­am­i­na­tion. Dur­ing courtship you need to have your IQ tested. An ob­vi­ous symp­tom of loss of love is loss of con­trol.

Those well versed in love won’t usu­ally let dat­ing eas­ily go any­where se­ri­ous.

Love that eyes un­in­ten­tion­ally re­veal isn’t eas­ily faked.

Some­times act­ing sulk­ily is a more ad­vanced way of be­ing un­rea­son­able.

There is no such thing as a man un­able to do house­work, there only ex­ists a hus­band that is un­will­ing to do chores.

A wise woman un­der­stands how to love a man, and his money.

( From Women'sLives , Septem­ber 2018. Trans­la­tion: Sam Bow­den)

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