YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS? SHE'S GOT ANSWERS (BUT YOU PROBABLY WON'T LIKE THEM)
What do you think about the US elections? It’s all people talk about these days.
Political Pete
You’ve come to the right person: No one knows more about US politics than me. Just like the current US president, who is nicknamed (d6ngw1ng, “king of knowledge”) in China, I am the (d6ngh7u, “queen of knowledge”). Some people would say I’m very, very (c4ngm!ng, intelligent). Otherwise, why do you (w%li1o r9nsh#, bored people) keep asking me all these (l3nw-nt!, stupid questions)? I have a better idea: Why don’t they just find a good (z6ngt6ng, president) and hang on to him to save all that trouble? Forget about the Constitution; people have to learn to (y^sh!-j&j#n, advance with the times), and dare to make change, right? Yes you can!
Did you get anything from this year’s “Double 11” online shopping festival? I have so many packages coming!
As a
Shopaholic Susie
(chu1nt6ng de, traditional) person, I absolutely (t2oy3n, hate) it! Another perfectly good holiday ruined by (xi`of-izh^y#, consumerism)! Double 11 should be a (d`nch%n de, innocent) made-up festival for single people to reflect on their (sh~b3i, failure) in finding a partner and drown themselves in
(z#li1n, self-pity). They should stay up late because they can’t stop (k$q#, crying), not because they want to snatch the best deals at midnight. Plus, so many of those sales are just (h&nong r9n, screwing people around). How am I supposed to know the difference between
(d#ngj~n, down payment) and (d#ngj~n, deposit)? All those discounts are more complicated than rocket science! For every (w0iku2nr9n, people who have balance due) who is fooled by these shenanigans, I say (z#qi% du4f%, you’re on your own)!
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