Another ‘way forward’?

I SEE that the TRNC’s President Akıncı is to meet his Greek Cypriot counterpart for the umpteenth time, over dinner, to see “if there is any prospect of finding a joint way forward” on Cyprus. Look, lads, let me save you the time (and possibly spare even more lambs from being unnecessarily kebabed). There isn’t! OK? Got that? The talks are kaput, calapso, finito, over, done, finished, ended . . .