‘Here comes Tone’

JUST when you thought it was safe to venture out, good old “Tony” arrives [Tony Blair]. He’s just had a “private visit” to South Cyprus and met Greek Cypriot leader Anastasiades (how thrilling for him). All this fresh from him telling Angela Merkel that she “must stop Brexit”. I see. Look, Tone, just a quiet word in your ear. I know it’s hard to believe, but you are not still prime minister. If you don’t believe me, I’m sure there might be someone in Harley Street who could help.